“Ding dong, the witch is dead…”

Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

OK so unfortunately not quite dead, but the weasely (sorry for this association weasels), lying, sycophantic, drama queen and dictator TB has announced his resignation. It’s a shame he didn’t do it eight years ago. Equally unfortunately we now have to face days of seeing his sickening grin all over the papers and TV.

True to recent form though everyone’s favourite aunty, the Beeb, are reporting words of praise from all and sundry. I’d like to see his “I did what I thought was right” pleading grin juxtaposed with the bloody bodies of all the children who might not have died if he had let the UN weapons ispectors do their jobs. Or if he had hadn’t Condoned Israel’s actions in Lebanon.

Still it’s not really fair to let his most disgusting failures overshadow the rest of his miserable legacy. Or the number of his pals he allowed to keep their jobs despite bending the law to their will, presumably for the sake of the common good.

It’s at times like this that I wish I did actually believe in some god or other, if only to give me the satisfaction of knowing he(or she) will be slamming the pearly gates in Tony’s smug face when his time comes.

I can’t believe the misguided, arrogant, pompous bastard is setting up a foundation for peace… I imagine he will be using his ‘pleading, shaky lips, on the edge of tears’ face on poor unsuspecting ex-customers and victims of his own policies to further the cause.

Can we now ship him out of the country as fast as possible please, preferably on an unmarked civil airliner, dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a bag on his head, to some country that presumes guilt over innocence. Oh wait, bugger! He’s already in one.

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